Whether you are searching for new baby sayings and baby quotes to print on a baby shower invitation, to sew on a pillow, to paste into your scrapbook or to use as a part of your email signature, there are many notable sayings to choose from. From sincere to funny, and featuring an array of tones from the famous personalities of which they originated, there are new baby sayings to fit every need!
New Baby Sayings – Unisex
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Deepak Chopra
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Jeff Foxworthy
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Ed Howe
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Kin Hubbard
A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.
Milwaukee Journal
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
Winston Churchill
Children reinvent your world for you.
Susan Sarandon
If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma."
Theresa Bloomingdale
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
Carole Tabron
If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.
Vincent Van Gogh
A baby is born with a need to be loved -- and never outgrows it.
Frank A. Clark
Use new baby sayings and baby quotes anywhere!
In Scrapbooks
On Baby Shower Invitations
As Part of Your Email Signature
Paint New Baby Sayings on Your Nursery Walls
Sew One on a Pillow or Baby Blanket!
Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born.
George Bernard Shaw
A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
Carl Sandburg
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Charles Dickens
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God.
Barretto
A baby is born with a need to be love – and never outgrows it.
Frank A. Clark
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare!
Ed Asner
No animal is so inexhaustible as an excited infant!
Amy Leslie
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Who is getting more pleasure from the rocking, baby or me?
Nancy Thayer
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Don Herold
It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.
Terri Guillemets
Enjoy your new baby, savor every moment, as time passes quickly and before you know it your new baby will be having babies.
C Pulsifer
Every child begins the world again.
Henry David Thoreau
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
Rajneesh
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
Anonymous
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one!
Leo J. Burke
Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.
Anonymous
One touch is worth ten thousand words.
Harold Bloomfield
When you have a baby, love is automatic. When you get married love is earned!
Marie Osmond
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature, it comes in attractive containers, and the cat can't get it!
Irena Chalmers
New Baby Sayings – Boys
[on how to diaper a baby] Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
Jimmy Piersal
Boys are found everywhere -- on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around or jumping to.Mothers love them, little girls hate them, older sisters and brothers tolerate them, adults ignore them and Heaven protects them. A boy is Truth with dirt on its face, Beauty with a cut on its finger, Wisdom with bubble gum in its hair and the Hope of the future with a frog in its pocket.
Alan Marshall Beck
There was a never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can’t lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can’t get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled-faced, pint-sized, cat-chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad!
Alan Marshall Beck
If I have a monument in this world, it is my son.
Maya Angelou
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
Plato
Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
James Thurber
New Baby Sayings – Girls
"Take a sprinkling of fairy dust, an angel's single feather., also a dash of love and care. Then mix them both together. Add a sentiment or two, a thoughtful wish or line, a touch of stardust, a sunshine ray... Its a recipe, for a Baby Girl truly fine."
Anonymous
I didn’t think that having a baby after I'd turned forty was so bad - only that I had to hold her at arm's length to look at her!
Margie Haynes
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